About the site:

This is just a little project to keep me entertained. If someone else likes it too, well that would be just dandy. If you do not get my sense of humor don’t feel bad, you’re not alone.

I can’t draw, I suck at photoshop and I dance like a bear hit with a tranq dart. This leaves me with what? I wasn’t even going to have a blog (and I hate the word blog. It rolls off the tongue like a drunken sumo off a pier) but I was given the site as a gift, so here we are.

Everything on this website was stolen borrowed from the internets except the commentary and captions. If I’ve inadvertently used your copyrighted material please let me know and I’ll remove it.

If you have trouble with the occasional NSFW post I suggest you stay home, pull the covers over your head, light a candle and pray for my eternal soul … in fact, do that anyways.

About me:

I live in a little seaside town on the central coast of California. Due to my disability with ME/CFS I do little more than surf the net and piss off my neighbors by peering out the curtains at them. I have a background in comedy, food service and alternative health care … yes, all at the same time. I shall not regale you with my medical tale of woe but I am doing some very interesting things on the fringes of alternative medicine. I’ll let you know how it goes.

I like art, architecture and design; classic cars, RV’s, boats, planes and trains; swing, big band, jazz and blues music; obscure and black comedy; all things retro and retro futuristic, alternative energy solutions, alternative health solutions and spirituality that does not come out of a box. You’ll get a better idea of what things tickle me as I get the site built up … but mostly I like funny. If you’ve found something you think I’d enjoy feel free to send it along.


15 Responses to “About?”
  1. Bunk Strutts says:


    Somehow I lost track of your site, but I re-discovered it and added Fengtastic to my blogroll. Sorry for the oversight.


  2. J. Lindsay says:

    You are so hilarious…I found you on StumbleUpon.com and am so glad…I could just stay here like all day…wait…I have…

  3. EvilWickedWoman says:

    Hello there Feng.

    Found your site by accident on a “follow-the-links” night.

    Most enjoyable. Made me laugh.

    I will be sharing this link.


  4. I had to add you to my blogroll. A very creative and highly amusing theme.
    Well done, nice job…keep it up!

  5. jc says:

    For some reason, your posts are not showing the picture content in the RSS feed. Can that be fixed?

    Thanks for the entertainment. I enjoy the majority of the captionings.

  6. Jan says:

    Hi Feng!

    I like your site and enjoyed the RV story. Have you found an RV now?

    I have the smae problem as JC: pictures aren’t visible in the rss feed. I think I found the cause: the pictures display correctly on your webpage, but an error is given when someone tries to view them directly or from another webpage… (error message: Forbidden. You don’t have permission to access /wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bigger-1.jpg on this server.)

    Conclusion: you have some kind of protection in effect that prevents other sites from displaying images that you host, but this causes trouble for rss users. I’m hoping you can switch off that protection or replace it by something that works with your rss feed.

    Greetings from Europe!

  7. Father Luke says:

    Keep on rockin’ in the free world, d0oD

    – –
    Father Luke

  8. WizardBoy says:

    Feng — you’ve hit a pet peeve of mine.

    I love your site, but note that in the photo for SQUANDERED, you spelled a PLURAL as a POSSESSIVE. It should be Desotos…. Apostrophe is incorrect.

    I love your site and photos — and I mean no disrespect…. Just one of the things that is commonly wrong on too many sites.

    And, no, I could not do any better — but your grammar is usually so good! Please forgive my blunt comment.

  9. Feng says:

    Wiz … I’ve been sleep posting again. My grammers are usual much more betterly. I’ll fix.

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  11. WizardBoy says:

    Feng — I inadvertently replied twice to RAVEHEART with almost the same post — one didn’t show, so I entered again, and then both showed…. Could you please remove the FIRST of those posts? If you can do that. I would appreciate it… Remove the post that has a misspelling — “You NOW” … THANKS…. if you can remove it I appreciate it.

  12. Phil Phillips says:

    I love this site even though my friend(s) is/are beginning to doubt my sanity when I send s/he random stuff from here.
    Personally, I have no doubt. I have no sanity. My only ongoing complaint is your “Live Traffic Feed”. It keeps saying I live in Poway, Ca when in fact, I live 21.4 mi.south (as the car flies) in a little town called San Diego, CA

  13. Phil Phillips says:

    Just out of curiosity, is this site use Gravatar? Even though I used my Gravatar-linked name and e-mail address, the “little person box” next to my name is still the generic box. Just wondering….

  14. I’d like to send you a copy of my book. Maybe, if you discover new jazz through it, you can piss off your neighbors, furthermore by playing really really really loud jazz while you look at them. Your humor is inline with mine. Sans filter. Thanks for doing what you do. I have an aunt that suffers from CFS and know how debilitating it can be, as well…



  15. Sarah-Louise says:

    Just discovered this site and its absolutely brilliant! I may have to come and live here!

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