Dearest Fengtagonists
The previous post is Charles Dexter Ward’s message to you all. He and I are not the same person. You can tell us apart if you turn us over and read the label/description carved on our underparts.
Charles and I do not talk often, and have never actually met in the world of meat based interactions.
I have not yet written my greetings of the season/suicide note. The funny has indeed been harder to find while my long term health issues have been more prominent.
Please look for something in this space, soonish, if not later.
In the meantime here is a greeting card from holidays past. God I hate repeating-reposting-cheating cause I can’t think of anything funny.
Tags: Christmas, excuses, greetings, holiday

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Apologies for mixing the two of you up, but with my back there will be no turning of people over to read the small print on their unmentionables. A belated merry Christmas to you and yours and looking forward to seeing you raring to go in 2013.