Archive for February, 2011
Feb 23 2011
It’s Valenhog Day once again. It falls between Groundhog and Valentines Days, or whenever I remember it, and replaces them both in the interest of saving time, money, and shifting to the Metric Holiday System (or MHS). This is also the first anniversary of the very first Valenhog day.
Here is the official Valenhog Day Poem, first published last year. Feel free to add your own, or make a Valenhog Day card for your friends, loved ones and special rodents.
You are my little Valenhog
I’d love to give you candy
It’s not that I don’t love you
We’ve been through a lot my dear
Happy Valenhog Day!
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